Online shopping is wild when

“XXL socks for men 13-15, wide feet”

becomes

“XXL socks for men 13-15 feet wide”

Captain Wood

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy

If you read the copyright page when opening a new book [pause for laugh] you might have had a rough Gen X childhood.

Captain Wood

I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?

Winnie the Pooh and Piglet are walking toward a sunrise while discussing what they say to themselves in the morning.
Captain Wood

After 20 years working remote, I’m team Indoor Sundial.

Captain Wood

This is a cry for help. Personalized plates aren’t free.

Captain Wood